I’d like to make the world a better place, but they won’t give me the source code!
IT jokes (english)
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Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I have everybody.
Internet: Without me you all are nothing.
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches! ;-)
The only certainties in life are death, taxes and bugs in code.